Its Party Time.....

One best thing in the world is joining the party with freind(S). Forget Microsoft and its products and embrace margarita :D. Vimal working as a software engineer in a reputed IT company in chennai, a normal guy working for himself. Day dreamer, lives in fantasy world (till now). He is kind of weirdo and thinks like "How the world will be if Dinasourus exists now", "What if men and women exchange their work for one day (only one day) ?".


It was a busy after noon. His mobile distrubed him, He was happy to see his ex-roomie and his best friend padhy (JSP). JSP is a dumbo doing crazy things. If these two guys joining together they will pull the hell up. Vimal was happy to see JSP's call. He answered "Dude, wassup??". " I am good buddy how are you holding ?" asked JSP. "Not good man, Same old job nothing great. So boring." cried vimal. "No worries dude, thats why friends are made for. To cheer up. I have a great plan for us." said JSP. "oh no no.. Dude your plan always creeps me" said vimal. "Dude you know what, I am getting married yaar" said JSP. "What the...congratss man." Vimal said. "Its ok. party wat say ?" inquired JSP. "Hell Yeah dude. when?" said vimal. "This weekend Bangalore. Come over here." said JSP. "Hmmm. Ok. Sounds good. will come on saturday." said vimal. "Ok then meet you saturday. Bye" said JSP and hung up.

Vimal left his office on friday earlier and left to bangalore. Met JSP ready to pick him up. Both of them hopped on to his bike and went to his new flat. This flat was gifted to JSP by his future father in law. Both went there and drank beer and slept ( As vimal insisted to take rest due to travel tiredness). Both woke up by 7 pm in the evening. "So buddy what is the plan ??" Inquired vimal. "hmmm I know a pub where girls are more than guys... How about that ??" winked jsp. "What is the point dude ?" vimal inquired. " Arey yaar. Get a girl and get a life dude." said JSP.

Vimal agreed and they reached the pub by 10 PM. They went directly to the bartender's table and oredered two Martinis. "To my wonderful friend and his yet to come new family" said vimal and raised his glass. Both made " clang " (noise) with their glass and drank. Drinks continued as they are on the verge of going to another world. 8th round in hand JSP saw a girl sitting besides vimal, having beer on one had and a cigarette on the other. "Vimal talk to her, ask her phone no." said JSP. "No dude..." vimal said. "Come on man..Don't be scared." said JSP. Vimal turned towards her, while she was busy searching for a lighter to light her cigarette. Vimal light her cigar and asked "So you are alone"."Yes what you gonna do ? are you the pshyco killer who kills girls coming alone to pubs???" inquired the blonde. Jsp smiled and whispered "ha ha ha on your face :D". "haa.. You know i speak truth when i am under the influence of liquor. I think i am intrested in you" said vimal.
"ha ha ha... Dude just today ended up my relation with my dumbass so called boyfriend" said the girl. " Ok can i get your number or something you know..for..". The girl interupted, came towards him and said "Boy because i am alone, it doesn't mean i will come with you. I am not your *****.". "ummmm....can you take off your hand from my thigh please..." blushed vimal. After this the girl got agitated and left. Vimal and JSP went for few more rounds and left to their flat.


As they were way too drunk to drive, they took a cab and reached their place. Cab dropped them infront of the mighty gate of their apartment. AS this apartment is newly built near the ORR they consist of more than 300 houses of same outlook. JSP is having the apartment in  J block. Both went to the elevator of the J block and reached their floor. JSP found surprised to see the house door opened and said ""WTF.. how did the door is opened? ". "You might have forgotten to lock the door dude" said vimal.Both went inside and sat on the couch (vimal scratching his head and thinking about closing the door). Vimal went to take a piss and came up with two beers in his hand and offered one to JSP and said to the partially passed away JSP "Dude you got a nice fridge yaar". JSP shook his head and murmered fridge.... Both passed on the couch for an hour. Both wake up and vimal said "Dude i am hungry.. I need grilled chicken". "Mouth watering dude. Me too" said JSP. Both went to kitchen and vimal found grilled chicken in the oven. "Liar Liar... How dare you to tell lie" said vimal with the chicken in his hand. JSP was awestruck and said "Seriously man.I do not know how this came into my kitchen".

They finished the whole chicken, Vimal said "I want her man..". "Who ??" exclaimed JSP. "The girl i met in the bar" said vimal. "You keep dreaming about her, I am gonna hit the bed. Good night" said JSP and went to the bedroom. A little while JSP called Vimal "Vimal come here...". Vimal went inside and both were dumbstruck to see the same girl they met on the bar on the bed. She had a bleeding on her forehead and also blood oozed out via her lips. Vimal and JSP did not know what to do. Vimal said "Dude i think she is dead??". Both scared and startled, JSP ran towards the exit with shouting. Vimal was struck near the girl. Seeing JSP running he also ran towards the door. JSP stopped near the door and started laughing aloud. Vimal asked "what happened yar?? are you become mad ??". JSP showed him the door and said "Look at this our flat is J17 (corner flat) in the third floor, This is J9 in second floor." Both laughed to the core and left to their flat.


Next day morning they discussed what all happened with the coffe cup in their hand (on Balcony). They managed to see the same girl on the second floor balcony alive.
She had a bandagge on her head.

Advice

Once there was a wise man lived in a town called farfaraway. He was so wise that he could tell solutions and advice people to get rid of their miseries.One day he brought two horse calves.He got a problem, that he couldn't differentiate between the horses.He fed the same horse twice and make him took bath twice.He wanted to end this confusion and thought some ideas.

First of all he cut one horse's hair and now he can differentiate between them like horse with hair and horse without hair. Problem was solved for few days, till horse's hair grow. Again confusion started, so this time he tied a bell around the neck of one horse. Again the problem was solved for some days, while running around the farm. Horse lost its bell. Wise man was pushed into the same situation again.

He was frustrated and put initials on one horse shoe. Wise man thought the problem was resolved. Few days later, the initials on the horse shoe was gone. This time it tested his patience. He took his time and finally come up with a new idea. He measured the height of both the horses. He memorised the heights like white horse is 3ft 4 inch and black horse is 3ft 6inch :D .pretty funny that he couldn't differentiate between the horse which is by birth of its colour. Imagine he is helping to solve other's problem. He is advicing others about living.


Cheap and easy available in this world is advice. Anyone can advice about anything. Folks please do not beleive blindly in other's advice (even he/she is your best friend or even more). Advice is worth of listening only when the giver has been on the situation and experienced the situation to the core. Do ask suggestions from anyone. Perception may differ from eachother, that will make you to understand the situation clearly.


PS : My advice is don't listen to other's advice or do not advice others... :D

Acronyms & Abbrevations (Essential for L!fe )

Its been quite few years, I have been texting my girl friends. I have been repeatedly thrown into black hole, when she say something in abbrevation like brb,BBL. Beleive me, I have stopped texting to many because of this. I do not want this to be happen for any other poor soul like me. Refer the below Acronyms and Abbrevations.


AFAIK --> As Far As I Know
AFK --> Away From Keyboard
ASAP --> As Soon As Possible
BBL --> Be Back Later
BBN --> Bye Bye Now
BBS --> Be Back Soon
BEG --> Big Evil Grin
BF --> Boyfriend
BIBO --> Beer In, Beer Out
BRB --> Be Right Back
BTW --> By The Way
BWL --> Bursting With Laughter
C&G --> Chuckle and Grin
CICO --> Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID --> Crying In Disgrace
CNP --> Continued (in my) Next Post
CP --> Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT --> Crying Real Big Tears
CSG --> Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA --> See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R --> See You Later (Seeyalata)
DLTBBB --> Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
EG --> Evil Grin
EMSG --> Email Message
FC --> Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH --> From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI --> For Your Information
FWIW --> For What It's Worth
GAL --> Get A Life
GF --> Girlfriend
GFN --> Gone For Now
GMBA --> Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA --> Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY --> Glad To See You
H&K --> Hug and Kiss
HABU --> Have A Better 'Un
HAGN --> Have A Good Night
HAGU --> Have A Good 'Un
HHIS --> Hanging Head in Shame
HUB --> Head Up Butt
IAE --> In Any Event
IC --> I See
IGP --> I Gotta Pee
IMNSHO --> In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO --> In My Opinion
IMCO --> In My Considered Opinion
IMHO --> In My Humble Opinion
IOW --> In Other Words
IRL --> In Real Life
IWALU --> I Will Always Love You
JMO --> Just My Opinion
JTLYK --> Just To Let You Know
KIT --> Keep In Touch
KOC --> Kiss On Cheek
KOL --> Kiss On Lips
L8R --> Later
L8R G8R --> Later 'Gater
LHM --> Lord Help Me
LHO --> Laughing Head Off
LHU --> Lord Help Us
LMAO --> Laughing My A$$ Off
LMSO --> Laughing My Socks Off
LOL --> Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB --> Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH --> Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML --> Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS --> Long Time No See
LTS --> Laughing To Self
LUWAMH --> Love You With All My Heart
LY --> Love Ya
MTF --> More To Follow
NRN --> No Reply Necessary
NADT --> Not A Darn Thing
OIC --> Oh, I See
OL --> Old Lady (significant other)
OM --> Old Man (significant other)
OTOH --> On The Other Hand
OTTOMH --> Off The Top of My Head
PDS --> Please Don't Shoot
PITA --> Pain In The A$$
PM --> Private Message
PMFJI --> Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP --> Peed My Pants
POAHF --> Put On A Happy Face
QSL --> Reply
QSO --> Conversation
QT --> Cutie
ROFL --> Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP --> ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAOAY --> ROFLMAO At You
ROFLMAOWTIME --> ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTSROFL --> Unable to Speak
RTFM --> Read The F****** Manual!
SETE --> Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID --> Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT --> Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO --> Significant Other
SOT --> Short Of Time
SOTMG --> Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK --> Sealed With A Kiss
SWAS --> Scientific Wild A$$ Guess
SWL --> Screaming with Laughter
SYS --> See You Soon
TA --> Thanks Again
TGIF --> Thank God It's Friday
TCOY --> Take Care Of Yourself
TILII --> Tell It Like It Is
TNT --> Till Next Time
TOY --> Thinking Of You
TTFN --> Ta Ta For Now
TTYL --> Talk To You Later
WAS --> Wild A$$ Guess
WB --> Welcome Back
WTH --> What/Who The Heck (or sub an 'F' for the 'H')
YBS --> You'll Be Sorry
YG --> Young Gentleman
YL --> Young Lady
YM --> Young Man



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Dream comes true

It was a hot sunny day in the mid of may. I was waiting for a bus to reach office. Got a bus some how after 15 mins, hopped on. As the driver of the bus thought himself as F1 lewis hamilton and driving the bus rashly. It was very difficult to walk inside the bus. Accidentally i hit a girl with my elbow on her head (not hard though), who was standing on the way.

She turned, I said "oh I am Sorry....". She smiled and said "Its ok..". She was in black salwar with matching black leather hand bag. She was wearing a simple make up with a loose hair, which suits best on her.. She was adorable with exact height matching mine ;). I thought of start a conversation, So i went near and asked "Did we meet somewhere?". She turned towards me and replied with a grin "Hmmm..... i don't think so". Thank god she didn't yell at me, I turned back with a great disappointment. After 5 minutes she came to me and asked "You work in XYZ right ??". I was surprised and replied "Yes.. How did you know that?". I saw with your friends roaming near this SEZ.


I asked her "Roaming in the sense in what contenxt good or bad ??". "I do not know. It seems good for me." she replied. "I am nice guy u know." I said with a blush. "ha huh ?? ok. see ya" she said and left with out hearing me saying "when? Shall we meet again". I abondened my bike at home and started going by bus. Bad luck did not get a chance to meet her for a couple of days. All my prayer came true after three days,i met on her on the same route.



We had a long chat on the bus. This continued for another week and I finally got her phone number. Took this whole friendship thing to next level. We had lunch together on few occasions (as we were on the same place, It was not a tough to ask her out on lunch :D) . we started hanging out frequently. I flet good to hang out with her, we understood each other.Relationship was healthy and grown deeply into me. Finally after two months, I wanted to propose to her. I asked her to meet me on cafe day near her house on sunday evening. I went there with a platinum ring with a diamond on it. We sat opposite on the lounge and ordered chocolate lava cake (as starter :( ). She noticed my nervousness and tension and asked me "Is everything alright with you??".I sighed and told her "See i have been planning this for a week now." "Planning??" she inquired. "Yes..Sonali will you marry me ?? Be with me always till my death"I said. "She become so emotional and dropped tears on her table . "No Raj... I do not think it will work out. for us" she dropped a bomb in my little heart.


"wha...What...? Why??" I inquired. "I am very close to my mother"she said. "so what"i replied. "Let me complete... She knows about us and she told to my father two days back. My father is so angry and he wanted me to marry the guy he already chosen for me :(" she said and cried. I do not know what to say, closed my eyes and heard this strange voice "Adinga.. Saavigiraki..ootla sollitu vanthutiya" (You moron.. Have you got your ticket to HELL). Opened my eyes and see myself in a still running bus . My bus driver yelled at an auto driver on the opposite side of the road.

I fell asleep while travelling in the bus and dreaming (standing and sleeping ;)). Turned around and saw the same girl. I saw while boarding in. She smiled at me (I guess she saw me standing and sleeping like a horse), came to me and asked "You work in wipro right ??". I told myself "oh.Nooo.no..no." and got down from the bus as we reached office without answering her (not even looked at her :( ).

Go crazy about Fitness

I know it is pretty weird about the heading. I have come across too many men (few women too) who are scared of going into Gym when the time is right, that is when they are young and still have time to sculpt their physical appearance. Many of us understand the worth of fitness (gym) only when we got bloated body. What i am trying to convey here is we have to allocate a little time for fitness (Even we are busy dying). Those who joined gym newly or made their minds to join, let me show some simple steps to follow before and after gym. Because fitness is one big devil expect us to be more discipline towards it.

Sleep right :

You might have heard this phrase quiet often "Sleep tight" it should be sleep right (well according to me). Give proper rest to your muscles, so that you are allowing  decompose dead cells and develop new cells (muscle tissue). Preferable 7-8 hrs sleep is must.

Flush it off :

Our muscles contains 70-75 % of water. Drink enormous amount of water to stay away from dehydration and to balance the loss of body fluids due to exercise (or other activities). Drinking plenty of water also helps in burning fat pretty fast.

Add protein in breakfast :

Protein in breakfast, has two main advantage.
1.  Our body takes its time to digest protein, so You will not feel hungry for some time.
 ( This will stop you from taking heavy meal as lunch)
2. It helps the new growing tissue (new muscles) to grow better.

Go Green :

Plan your diet with more of Green vegetables and fruits.

Carbs before two hours :

Small amount of easily digestable carbohydrated, two hours befor gym will give you immense power and intensity to do workouts in gym. Grape fruit or an Orange will
also do the same wonders.

Caffine (My favourite) :

Coffee is the second popular drug used by humans next to alcohol.Caffeine will be absorbed very quickly. It reach the blood system via small intenstine. Caffeine helps
in shredding weight and also provides enough power to do workout intensively (Drink coffee, 1 hour prior to your workouts). Adding slim milk to the coffee keeps you
away from obesity.

Intensity matters :

Go into the Arena, Do workouts intensively for 40 minutes (max 60 minutes ) get out of there. More than that is just a waste of time. Intense workout for 40 minutes is much better than lethargic workout of 2 hours.

Order should be like this :

ABS (if applicable, because daily we SHOULD NOT train stomach )
Weight trainig
Cardio (treadmill, elliptical, Stationary bike)

Protein your buddy :

Take protein immediately after workout. Anything you have within 30 minutes post workout will be absorbed effectively by our body. so go for protein to develop lean muscles. Protein does not need to be protein drinks, it can also be eggs and numerous natural resources.

Intermittent fasting :

Last but not least, those who want to trim extra kilos from their body, practice intermittent fasting (quiet, consult physician before practicing) weekly once.

(Not advisable to carry on with it, Please do practice for certain period and avoid it).

Exercise to stimulate, not to annihilate. The world wasn't formed in a day, and neither were we. Set small goals and build upon them -- Lee Haney (8 times Mr.Olympia champion)

PS : All the above is mostly concentrated on men. This does not mean women should not bother about it. It also applicable for women also except growing big, developing
lean muscles and intense workouts.

Treadmill Vs Stationary bike Vs Elliptical machine

I dig down deep to find out the best out of treadmill, stationary bike (cycle) and the elliptical. So here i quote some pros and cons of these machines.

Treadmill
Pros :
It gives you of walking, jogging, running or hiking experience with variable pace.
It is effective. It burns much more calories than stationary bike.
Consistent pacing, Can set your exact pace and measure your exact distance/time.
cons :
Treadmill is boring.
If you have joint problems or undergone joints surgery (knee joints), treadmill is not your machine.
It is not good for those weighs more than 95kgs, because it will create impact on your joints on long run.
(Because the shock absorbers in treadmill won’t work)
It will not provide total body workout like elliptical machine.

Stationary bikes
Pros :
Stationary bikes are recommended for beginners or those with lower-body injuries.
It allows longer workout sessions, unlike treadmill you will not get bored.
It provides and aerobic workout.
strengthen your quads (front thighs) and hamstrings (back thighs), the anterior tibia, ankle joints and the pelvis
It helps relieve stress on the spine and discomfort in the back.
Builds endurance and stamina through longer cardio sessions.
Cons :
Stationary bikes don’t give a full body workout
You must keep good posture during any workout by keeping your body fully upright to avoid injury to the pelvis or back.
Burns the least amount of calories than elliptical or treadmill.

Elliptical
I would say elliptical is the hybrid of treadmill and the stationary bike, having great features with it.
Pros:
Elliptical machine offers a high-intensity, full-body workout (thanks to the pedals and handles).
Less stressfull on knees, back.
Uses oval motion (can go forward and backwards) to help strengthening different muscles.
Stimulates jogging and running motion.
Also reduces significant calorie levels.
Cons :
Full body motion is too difficult for beginners.
You cannot acheive without keeping the posture correct.
Low impact on legs.


All three of these cardio machines will burn calories and exercise your heart and lungs. The treadmill requires the most intensity and burns the most calories, but the elliptical and bike are low impact, which will cause future injuries. If possible, include all three into your cardio routine to reap the benefits of each machine There’s no one best way of exercising, unless it’s the one that you enjoy most because you’re more likely to keep doing it regularly.

Is that It- The BegininG

Girls are girls… After all that happened with her dad. She called me and told me the scenario. Imagine a full trained police force is coming towards you to arrest you and make you suffer for the rest of life. It is a now or never situation for me.



I went to my dad ( who was busy with his sisters chatting.). I said “Dad i wanna talk to you ” . “About what my son?” Replied my dad.

I   : Can i have a min in private ?”.
Dad : Ok… come, what is it?? why are you so tensed..
I   : Pa… I love Anjali.
Dad : ha? who is anjali.? :O
I   : I mean a girl from delhi.
Dad : Ok leave this topic right now. We will discuss this once we reach home
I   : No dad. this is it. Her dad is police officer. He is coming with his full batalion to arrest me.
(I felt sorry to manipulate my dad. But no other go :evil: )
Dad : who the hell is he ??
I   : He is an IPS officer recently got transfered from Delhi.



My dad immediately rang up Police commissioner of chennai. “Mr.Bhatia Ram mohan here… Yeah yeah i am fine. An IPS officer is going to arrest my son, Because my son loved his daughter. Can you do me a favour.” asked my dad. “Yes mohan tell me, what can i do for you.” inquired Bhatia. Immediately send a local patrol force to my house and arrange a police force minimum of two inspectors and send them over my home. will text you my address.” said my dad. “Sure sure will do that Mohan. Not a problem. Give me a call at anytime if it gets too messy. I will be there.” said Mr.Bhatia. “Yeah sure” thanked my dad.



We had wait for 45 minutes, Two TATA SUMOS with 10 police men and a patrol vehichle with 3 men came to my aunt’s house (ofcourse all my relatives were anxious to know about the drama going on, Especially my mother was afraid and shot me with thousands of questions). My dad went to them and ask them to present here, not to go anywhere else. Exactly after 30 minutes a hyundai city car, a bolero and a police van came, they were totally 10. They were astonished to saw already parked police vehicles around my aunt’s house. Mr.Rahul shukla came out of the car (wearing a Rayban coolers) and sent ravi to inquire about me. I was standing besides the door with my dad. Ravi came and asked “Sir you here?”. “yeah ravi, This is my house and you came here to arrest my son” said my dad. “Sir there should a mistake happened. I will talk to DSP sir.” said Mr.Ravi. “By the way who is your DSP?” asked dad. “He is a honest officer recently got transferred from delhi” answered Mr.Ravi. “why should an honest police officer should get transfered”said my dad and winked at me. We all started laughing (infact loudly ;) ), Mr.shukla might heard this and came towards us.



My Dad and Mr.Rahul shukla exchanged glance with 10 feet earth seperated both of them. My Dad ignored rahul and went towards his force and said something to the main guy. Suddenly they started their vehicle and left. I was confused, asked myself “What is going on here ???”. My dad came back and asked Mr.shukla “So you are the one came with full police force to arrest my son?”. “So you are the one, who asked your romeo son to hit on my daughter?” inquired Mr.shukla. “Shukla ji words… Mind your words. I am IAS. higher than you, higher than all of you (pointing finger towards his entire team).”. “You are always so cocky, aren’t you Mohan ?” (what the hell, Did they know each other?? :O ). Rahul whispered something in ravi’s ears. Ravi command his team to disappear. My dad asked Ravi to stay and he stayed.



Both of them (my dad and Rahul) ignored me and went inside the house. I was stunned by the drama happening around me. Both sat on sofa and started conversing about their life and career.After talking for a minute, My dad asked rahul “You haven’t met my son right ??, No no wait a minute.. you know him thats why you came here to arrest him?”. Both laughed to the core. I felt embarrassed and anger rose to my head. I stopped them “Dad, what nonsense is this ?”. “Ease up son, he is my buddy from the academy days” said my dad. “So what, are you missing something important here ?? :evil: ” i said. “come on son, He is my man from olden days. How can he refuse to give his daughter to you?.” said my dad. “Woh woh, wait a sec. Mohan i am your best friend at the same time i am a father. I will find a better guy for my daughter” said rahul.
“Are you mad ? can you spot one guy who is better than my son ? He is my pride till now he consulted before doing anything in his life, all of the above he is in good job in MNC ” argued my dad. “I accept mohan, But he eat non veg,He drinks.” said rahul. My dad stared at me and said “So what who is not drinking nowadays. It has become party ettiquete to drink dude. Even we shared drinks a lot of times remember. :D ”. “Yes uncle even anjali will drink at parties :roll: ” I blabbered.



Both stared at me (i can see the anger in rahul’s eyes. I shouldn’t have spoke :( ).”hmmm.. Let me think” said rahul. “what is there to think man. We are buddies till today, Why can’t we become relatives from now on ?” asked my dad. after a long pause rahul said “ok, I will ask my wife and daughter. We will decide then”. “yeah yeah, But before my family want to see the girl, then we will decide ;) ” said my dad.I thought “Holy mother.. dad please don’t spoil this”. rahul with a smile in his face called his driver and asked him to bring Mrs.rahul and my angel.



After 30 minutes rahul’s family arrived. Anjali was afraid, as we did not speak to each other from morning. Both of them came into the house, My mother and her mother met each other. Anjali was shocked to see the things around her and she was dumb struck (I guess she expected a typicall south indian action movie scene there ;) ). Both of our family started discussing about our marriage. I know that guy’s family will go to the girl’s house to see the girl, But here in my case it is just opposite :P .
Rahul clearly told that we can have marriage after one year, Because anjali has to finish her studies and get a job. I too honestly agree with him and i would get one whole year to enjoy love life ;) .



After one year, anjali finished her studies and to all of our surprise. She got a job (as Business Analyst) in same MNC where i was working. Our marriage was like a heavenly festival.

Man and the wife lived happily ever after.

Is that It- VII

“5 minutes, Finish this nonsense and goto my car. And you (Pointing finger towards me), don’t mess with me. I will go to any extent, If i see you again with my daughter” roared Mr.Rahul shukla.”But pappa…” Anjali tried to convince her dad . “Enough Anjali go down now ” said Rahul.

Next day noon I returned back to Bangalore. Not able to concentrate on Food, Family and Friends I was living like a zombie. I had tried to reach her on phone thrice, No luck her phone was switched off.Her dad banned her access to email (social networking :’( ) and phone.That instance remind me a tamil movie dialogue ” All over the world appans appadi than irupanga namma than weaponsa vachu deal pannanum  ” ( All over the world dads will oppose love, we have to deal them with weapons). Pretty funny, But true dads show their true colour when their little girl fall in love (obviously exceptions are there ).
Out of frustration and anger, I directly called Rahul and tried to convince him. “Sir this is Raj, Anjali’s boy friend” I said. “oh you. Don’t you dare, refer yourself as Anjali’s boy friend again.If you did, you will find yourself behind the bars. I will find her better half that is my responsibility.” said Rahul shukla and hung the call.

I couldn’t resist myself to contact Anjali, I beleived she had the same feeling. She called me once, on her dad’s phone. “Hey talk to your dad about us.” said anjali.”Misson Impossible, Your dad Hitler shukla is a way better than my dad Mohan bin laden. Give me some time will talk to him when time is right  ” I said. Gradually the call got extended and we were back on track. Started talking on Mr.Rahul shukla’s phone. Conversation got extended for hours (rarely). Everything went well for another 20 days, till rahul checked his phone bill, raised to the peak because of one particular number. Criminal police mind, he caught me the next second by the frequency and call timings.

That instance ignited a much awaited time bomb at her home. Rahul, beat my sweet little angel and threathed to kill her. He also inquired about my where abouts, she said “Pappa, he is good guy. He will come to our home to meet you with his family two days from now”. “oh is it. what is his business in chennai after two days ?” inquired rahul.”He has to attend a family function here (My poor girl trusted him)”. ” Ok lets see, But i cannot assure you anything. We did not know him” said Rahul. “I know him pappa, I trust him. I love him” said anjali.”Beta, We follow our culture as equal to our soul, We have to give importance to some vital things like race caste. All of the above he is non vegetarian eating meat you want this guy ??” inquired rahul. “Yes pappa, I am sure about it” convinced anjali. “Hmmmm ok, Ask him to meet me with his dad this sunday afternoon.” said rahul and gave her phone back to her.

Immediately anju called and narrated all the melodrama happened at her home. She was really happy, she asked me to convince my dad and ask him to vsit her dad at her home on sunday.That day (Friday) we left bangalore to chennai to attend a family function which is scheduled on saturday.I had a plan to ask my dad, when he is in good mood. We reached chennai and attended function on saturday, But my dad was very busy with the function. I didn’t get a chance to ask my dad.

Sunday i got a call from anjali
Anju : Hey did you told your dad about me ??
I : No yaar… My dad was very busy yesterday, today i will definitely ask him.
Anju : You are serious about me right ??
I: “Hey no its not like that
Anju : Then how is it. ??
I : I need time for that.
Anju : You take your time, But i have only today. After that my dad will force me to marry some other guy.
I : I will never let that happen trust me.
Anju : All boys are like this… Stone hearted.. Don’t talk to me..

She hung up the phone crying. Name it as coincidence or fate her father saw her crying.Being a only child to rahul, He got angry. He inquired about the situation and anjali told everything. “Ok where he is right now ???” asked rahul. “some where in Chrompet pappa…” said anjali and went to rest room.

She came back after a while and saw her dad talking to someone loudly “Yes yes Ravi. the same fellow i told you about. Today he crossed the line. I think today is the day. Get Dilip and his team and some of your guys, meet me in 1 hour at my home. Lets teach a lesson to this fellow.” Important point to note here is Ravi is Assistant commissioner,encounter specialist and Dilip is ravi’s subordinate having a seperate team to control goons in chennai…

Is that it - VI

Conveying your love (Proposing) to the girl you love is way better than facing her dad and say “Sir I love your daughter,I want to marry her”.

Mr.Rahul shukla IPS entered into the hospital room and asked her wife, “yeh kon hai???”. I thought, it would be better if he shown some respect (Atleast to his Future son in law  ). I introduced myself ” Sir i am Raj,Anjali’s friend”.He looked at Mrs.Rahul (My future mother in law) as she was sweating.

“Come lets go out” said Rahul.

Rahul : SO Raj wat are you doing ?

I : I am working as a software Engineer in Bangalore uncle.

(words slipped out of my mouth, calling him uncle. He gave me a grin)

Rahul : Hmmmm.. Software engineer.good. What are you doing in chennai ?

I : I have a meeting here in chennai office,and heard about anjali. SO before going to office, came here to visit her.

Rahul :Ok, Doctor gave her sedation. She is sleeping. If she wakes up, Meet her and leave.

I : Ok uncle.

I left there immediately after he left, i did not had the guts to face my aunt who knows all about me and Anjali.I was happy, that i have got green signal for my love (Though she was sleeping).


It took five complete days for anjali to start talking to me again. She had two minor fractures in her right leg.We again started chatting and took our Messaging chatting to next level by talking over phone…:).


Days passed as our relationship got better, shared eveything about personal and professional life. I was bit of bored over talking over phone.she got recovered completely from the fractures and started going to college. I asked her for a Date (Legal) and got it on the same weekend.
She booked a table in Barbeque Nation (T.Nagar, Chennai) for our date. I am so lucky to be in a date with all  the expenses accepted by my date  .I have prepared myself to propose her, make her as my angel forever (With some filmy and non filmy dialogues ). We reached the restaurant by 7 PM.

I : Today i will have nonveg and a margarita too..
Anju : Ok sir. No problem..
(She ordered for a espresso martini for her).
I : U drink ??? :O
Anju :  Yes.. Is that a problem for you  .
I : No no no. But being a girl drinking is not an good habit u know…:roll:
Anju : Why Alcohol is invented only for MEN ???. Come on dude grow up.. I am not a regular drinker. I drink occasinally on parties..
I : ohhh nice ( with a nerdy smile ).. what do you think about fate ??
Anju : Ummm..Nothing.. Im not intrested in these philosophies… So no idea..
I : I’ll tell you what is fate . You never know me before 5 months right ??
ANju : Hmmm… ok yeah..
I : You gave me friend request accidently and we started chatting on facebook. See now we are on a date.
Anju : Ok..
I : I mean. God decide some one to be with you throught your life. You know, all day you have to undergo tremendous work pressure and tension. After coming home be with some one, with whom you can share the best and wrost experience and get lost in her love. The energy of that person makes you feel comfortable and will give you hope to win (even against the whole world).
Anju : yes yes. that is good, what is your point here ?? :O
I : Idiot I Love You  I think god sent you for me, only for me and this happened because of fate (with frustrated eyes )
( All of a sudden, she started laughing aloud.. she Continued laughing for next 3 mins. Out of frustration and anger, I stopped her and asked her)
I : Hey, why are you laughing, what do you think about yourself ???
Anju : oh God,ok.. You think we met on Facebook coz of ” The called written fate ” ???
I : Yeah.. no doubt in that.
Anju : Hmmmm.. You know kaavya ???
I : My cousin name is kaavya :O
Anju : Yes your cousin is my best friend. I know you before.. First i met you at a pub.I was celebrating my birthday party with kaavya and my friends.She introduced you to me. Remember ??
I : haa?? pub… which pub??
Anju : Do not stress yourself, You were too drunk to remember yourself that night  . Then i saw you at her marriage, and yes…(after a pause, she looked into my eyes and said) I love you from that day. You may not beleive in love at first sight, But i do.
I : so are you ???
Anju : Yes my lovable idiot, I love you too..
I : Holy mother…!
ANju : Lets celebrate this.. Let me tell another drinks.. Excuse me …Waiter…

(She called the waiter and turned towards me. I was concentrating on my Barebeque prawn.)
We heard a voice. Yes mam shall i bring you another vodka ? Anju said no bring me tequi…. pappa.
Yes Mr.Rahu Shukla himself standing besides the table.

Is That It - V

Everybody say “Love is pain”, If you ask me I will say ” Not knowing, whether you are in love (Confused mindset)” that is real pain. I fell for her, I love her But do not know whether she loves me back.

As soon as i ended her cousin Neetu’s call, Wanted to check her mobile phone. But didn’t do it. I returned back to her home, she was waiting for me besides her house gate. stopped my bike and asked her

why are you waiting outside ??
Anju : I can go anytime in, why are you back again ???
(I knew, she wanted her phone back. But she wanted me to give all by myself.This gal is so stubborn…!)
I : No, actually i came here to reappeal my proposal
Anju : what proposal ??
I : Meeting proposal
(I took extra privilage to flirt with her confidently)
Anju : no Mr. Raj that is not possible, If you wanna meet me again come to chennai
I : ohhhh.. chennai.. I’ll try my best to come
(Heck yeah…Im desperate for her, will go anywhere to be with her)
Anju :Ok. But im sure you will come to chennai to meet me very soon…
I : Ha ha ha.. ok … I give up, Came here to give your phone back.
Anju: oh..Thank you.
I : You are always welcome. You didn’t went inside,after i dropped you..
Anju : Nahi re. I know you will come back to return my phone. So waiting here only
I : ok..then Byee..
I left her place and another two days didn’t get much messages neither on Facebook nor over phone. But i messaged her didn’t get proper reply, may be she was busy with her cousin’s engagement.After three days (Tuesday) got her ping on Facebook.
Anju : Oye Mr.Raj kaise ho ?? (Hey Raj how are you ??)
I : Badiya ji aap batao (Im good.. You tell me ?)
Anju : Badiya yaar… (Good)
I: Hey by the way convey my regards to your Cousin.
Anju : Sure will do.
I : when are you getting married ??
Anju : may be next year. My Dad started searching alliance for me.
I  : so soon ???
Anju : Wat to do man, dad is IPS officer. He is very strict can’t do anything against his wish.
(I have to admit, my gal is very clever. She was conveying me that, time is less do something to make me yours. Also she is warning me about her father.)
I : Really ?? My Dad is IAS … cheers
Anju : wat ??
I : Im not kidding yar. He got transfered from chennai last year to bglre
AnjU : ohh great . Leave that when are you coming to chennai ???
I : chennai… i do not have much work there. so may be will not go there for a while
Anju : hmmm ok…
(Whenever girls get annoyed or bored they will start using words like “hmmmm”, “k.. k…”, “watever”, “hmmmm ok”. I know, she is angry. )
I : he he he ..Just kidding yar. Will come this weekend. Better be free will go to movie on sunday:D
Anju : hmmmm … ok da. I have no plans for this weekend . See you soon.
I made plan to go to chennai on saturday, was eagerly waiting for that day. Not intrested in work and was dreaming about my angel at office. I was totally mesmerised by her. Whoever i saw(girls) resembled like Anjali to me. My Heart was playing with my brain.

It was thursday afternoon got a call from Anjali i picked it after 5 rings (wanted to show her that i am working, Busy) I said “Yello”, But she was not speaking and call got disconnected after few seconds. I felt something terrible inside me. called her back Couldn’t able to reach her. Anjali and her call occupied my mind and couldn’t concentrate on anything the whole afternoon. After continously trying for 3 hours, my call was picked. I spoke “Hey anjali, what happened ??” the opposite person said “mai anjali ka maa hu ,she met with an accident and we admitted her in MIOT hospital”. I was shocked and replied “wat ?? ohh I am sorry aunty” and hung the call.

I couldn’t think properly or do anything, i was able to think only about Anjali. I went home by 7.00 Pm and told my mom that my friend had terrible accident and left to chennai.Boarded KSRTC Bus and reached chennai next day (Friday) morning 5 am,
Went to my friend’s house to freshen up and 8 o clock sharp took my friend’s bike to see anjali.

At 8.30 reached MIOT hospital and enquired about Anjali, Receptionist guided me to a room. I went to that room, Anjali was sleeping. I saw her mother sitting there reading Hindu newspaper. I introduced myself that im anjali’s friend and i spoke to her yesterday, came to check on anjali. She told Anjali was given sedation to sleep and she just slept a few minutes ago ( she hadn’t slept properly for two days.. May be this is the reason for accident:( ) . I said ok and disappointed. Her mother noticed my dissappointment, tried to wake her up. She said “Anju beta, dheak thera dhost Raj aagaya” (Even she is calling her Anju… ). After few seconds Anjali started murmuring loud  “Ohh Raj…”, Her mother shook her up again “Anjali”.Anju again started murmuring ” Baby,You came for me… ? Mera pehla pyaar… “. Listening to this her mother was surprised, started telling somethig and stopped hearing a voice from outside.

“Nilemma” a tall gentlmen (aged 45-50) entered room wearing Police uniform accomponied by two policemen carrying fruit baskets (Holy Mother!!!). He is Anjali ‘s father Rahul shukla …

Is that It - IV

At the  first glance itself Angeli Shukla, yeah no wonder in calling her Angel. she is pretty like an angel and unique. Her cute dimple makes me think she is the one. she is like breathe of fresh air.

She was laughing for a while in front of our meeting spot. I said “ummm ok so…no need to have formal introduction, shall we stick to our plan ??” she said “Yes yes chal lets go ” We reached oberoi in next 10 mins, sat opposite on our table.

Anju : I know this place as resort and hotel.
I : Yeah yeah, i wanted our Date (oops..!) ahem ahem.. meet.. meet… (acted as if i had a terrible cough) meeting should be good.
Anju : mmmmm hmmm…Great.
I : And i have heard food here is fantastic, so wanna try that
Anju : Hmm.whatever
(she got angry, And gave me a “Wat are you man ?? Are you normal ? Why are you talking about food when you are with a beautiful gal ???” look. I gave her a sheepy smile in reply )
I : Ok lets have something , Lets have chicken soup ! (She stopped me immediately )
Anju : Hey Im vegeterian
I h Im sorry
(Guys my personal opinion,  whenever you are in Date or even a formal meeting with a gal. Allow her to choose the menu (including what you should eat that day). And do not allow her to pay the check. I know what you are thinking. But its a code of conduct on a Date..:( ).
Anju : Im  Brahmin.
I : Wat ?? How could i didn’t notice this ??
Anju : Wat ???
I : Yeah most of the Brahmin gals are good lookin and smart. I missed to notice that in you
Anju : Are you telling im not good looking ?
I : No No No.. You are beautiful
Anju : ohh thanks (Gave a blushing smile ) By the way how you Managed to get this place only for dinning
I : My friend is public relation manager here. So made a deal with him to reserve a table on his name and i will pay for dinner. Piece of cake
(Only i know, as a service tax i have to buy him weekend drinks )
Anju : Hmmmm clever
I : Is that a serious compliment are you saying it for a sake that I told you beautiful a while back ?
Anju : Oh you got me
I : wooooh rude… :@
Anju : chillax seriously you are clever
I : Thanks

we had dinner for an hour and half (Longest dinner ever in my life, But every minute is worthy). We finished our dinner and chat. We shared our hobbies and “likes and dislikes ” and left the hotel.Most of the thing we shared are  common between us, Our intrests hobbies and likes, dislikes. In science “Like poles repel each other”. But here like poles attract each other, Screw  you Physics.


I asked her to wait on the road, so that i can take my bike to pick her up. After 2 mins i came out with my bike to her. She was talking to a guy, She introduced me to him “Hey Raj this is my Best friend Ajay, Ajay  this is my friend Raj”. “Ajay is my Best friend from kinder garden”. we had a formal introduction and i came to know that he is working in a MNC here in Bangalore. He asked her “You going home, Need a lift ? ” That bugger has Honda city car and i should accept he is smarter than me (good looking). For an instance, she told him “Nahi yaar, I will go with raj. You carry on Bye”. I was happy, she chose me over him. I dropped her at home and she said “thank you raj i had a great time”. I said “Pleasure is mine mam. When are you going back to chennai ?” she said “tommorow or may be monday”. I said “Can we meet again? tommorow ?” she said “Hey tommorow my cousin’s engagement.” I said “ok then. Bye” she said “Bye TC will call you when i am free”

I left her palce with a great disappointment and started to my home and i feel some thing that troubles me in my heart. I stopped my bike and checked it was her phone vibrating in my shirt pocket . she gave it to me when she went to rest room. she was getting a call from Neetu (Anju’s cousin who is having engaement tommorow) I thought Anju is calling to ask her phone back. I pick the call but didn’t say anything. The opposite person started talking “Aur madam, Kahan hu?? gar aarahe ho ki nahi? In btw how was your date ??”. I said “Wat ??” (Yeah i spoke, couldn’t control myself). After hearing my voice she hang up the phone immediately.

Is that It - III

I wouldn't say those two days passed like two years. Infact I almost forgot that, I was going to meet a gal (may be a special gal ever ;)) coz i had project deliverables in that weekend. It was friday evening, I messaged her over phone thought that she might already in Bglre "Hey Anjali where are you ?? Are we meeting today??", got her reply after 15 minutes saying that "Hey sorry Raj, i'm coming to Bglre tomorow.not sure about meeting yet :(, got struck with some work here in chennai.." Hearing this makes me disappointed and my heart bleeds :'(.
I : Come on Anjali, this is bad.
Anju : I know da.. But my dad has some official work to complete here in chennai. He is damn strict :( Else I will be there with you now..
( wooooow.:D. I liked her calling me da... :))
I : hmmm.. its ok may be we are not destined to meet... :(
Anju : Ha ?? Destiny ?? how destiny comes into picture here ??
I : just felt like :'(
Anju : ok ok cool.... we are coming to Bglre tomorow, Boarding shatabti express.. we'll meet tomorow Evening.. wat say ??
I : Cooooooool...:D
Anju : Hmmm tats great, u have to smile always.. Don be sad. :)

I : Sure MAM anything for you... :D

Anju : Ok have to pack my things up.. Bye See ya tomorow...
I : BuBye.

After closing the chat, I went into dream, yes i am a day dreamer " I was dreaming how will she look like ??". Trust me Folks, she didn't have her photos on FB. she has only a baby photo as her profile pic.

Rise and shine, It was saturday i was excited to meet an unknown friend. I groomed myself for a Date ... Yes its a Date for me ;).. :D For the first time I decided to call her over phone to confirm about the meeting place and time. After three rings i heared "Hello", i have to admit her voice is sooooo sweet.After a long pause, I spoke
"Hey Anjali, Raj here...",
Anju : Hey Raj wassup, Babba Finally you called me...!:D
( She sound excited !)
I : Hmm Yeah, wanna confirm the meeting place and time.
Anju : If thers no such meeting, You wouldn't called me rite ??
I : Hmm Yeah.. you can say that :D
Anju : How rudeee, Poda i won't come to meet you. Im angry bye.
I : he he he jus kidding yaar.. Sorry sorry.
Anju : Hmm.. Apology accepted.. :)
I : Ok, Are you free at 7 PM ??
Anju : Few hours back landed in Bglre.. will take rest for some time and will meet you by 8. wat say ??
I : Sounds good...:D i have reserved a table in Oberoi.. :D
Anju : WooooW Oberoi.. Sooooper, Pick me up by 8 near MG Road near Taj Residency.
I : Hey wait, how can i recogonize you.. Gimme your photo,theres no photo of yours in FB.. :(
Anju : Yeah, But you have your photo rite ?? I will recogonize you.. Don worry ;)

I got ready and took my Bike by 7.15 PM, Coz its weekend and no need to advertise about the weekend traffic in bglre. I reached the spot by 7.45, Yes its 15 mins advance, wanna give her surprise. So i stopped my bike 50 meters (Approximately ) before the residency and checked the spot, no one is there except a beautiful gal wearing white salwar with all matching accessories and an iphone in her hand. I wished  she should be anjali(shes that cute ), But she didnt show that she know me and shes standing at a place which is not my meeting spot. so neglected her and waiting for my Angel... But to my surprise a Demon came there...

 A Traffic Seargent came to me and asked something in kannad.. I replied him in Hindi "Sir i don know kannad.. Pls talk in english or hindi". He said "No Hinid,, I speak English, you speak english ok ??"
Seargent : Where is License ??
You know the goodness of mother tongue is, It will come out without your knowledge in critical situations... You can't stop it... It happened to me...
I murmured in tamil "matnean da (God Im dead)." Seargent came to me smiling...!
Seargent : "Endha ooru thambi...(where are you from )?"
I : I couldn't beleive it, Traffic seargent is speaking in tamil. :-o Sir chennai sir
Seargent : Hmm, so you don have license?? ridind like a hero in this city and parked your bike in no parking area??
I : Sir, pls sir i am waiting for my gal.(I spoke in English)..
Searge : Wat ??
I replied the same in tamil
Searge : Hmm Ok.. see you have broke three rules. I can file three cases on you..
1. you don have license
2. You parked in no parking area.
3. You might not have NOC for this bike (My Bike is TN registered).
So you have leave you bike here and walk to your home... :D
(Searge gave me a grin )
I : Sir pls sir, Its an important day to me.
Searge : Hmm ok .. You are from chennai.. ok give me 500 bucks and its between you and me.. You can go
I : Sir i don have money sir, I have only 100 rs
(Hearing this seargent got angry ..)
Serge : Wat ?? Give me your wallet, let me check
I gave him my wallet, coz i don have money more than 100 Rs and few sodexo coupons. thank god my credit and Atm card was hidden inside the wallet. ;) He took a sodexo coupon and asked me, whats this, 50 rs is written here ?? I replied sir this is sodexo coupon.

searge : Hmmm ok.. I m taking this 100 Rs and all three coupons. Ok Bye drive safe.

(He took those coupons worth of 250 Rs and he asked me how and where to use those coupons :@ )

I was angry about that seargent and my stomach was burning, coz my money is gone and its month end...:( I was looking around, the same white salwar gal was standing there and laughing.. I was irritated so much.. She came to me and asked "So you waiting for your gal eh ??" I replied " Excuse me ? " Is that bother you ?? she said " no no sorry " and stepped back.

I checked my time it was 8.20 already, out of frustration I dialed anjali, phone was ringing but no response. It added addtional fuel to my anger fire. I looked at that white salwar again. She was staring at me. I thought myself that "Something is wrong...! Something is going on!". She again came to me and asked "Excuse me" I asked her with red face out of anger "Wat ???". She said "Nothing I guess you know all the finest restaurants in Bglre, So can you guide me to one ???" I replied "Sorry im not a tour guide and i don know any restaurants". She said "oh sorry for the trouble again, My Fault". Random thoughts flowed in my mind... " Whats her problem ? What she doin in the middle of no where ? asking nonsense to me and irritating me. May be shes waiting for some one". "What the heck" . I turned towards her, She was laughing a loud. I got off my bike and went to her, she was still laughing and winked at me. I asked Anjali ?? She replied "Hello Raj"... :D

Is that it- II

Chatting with her was good. Though i had many friends (Especially galS) talking to them was boring, But it was good talking to her.But I have to face consequences ie one more personality came out of me i will refer him as "Evil Me"

Me  : ha ha ha yes my favourite subject ever :-)

(Evil me : Seriously :-O ??? Zoology ?? then y didn't you go for Medicine ?? :P)

Anju : How will you say a particular thing or a person as your favourite ?

I : Simple, if that thing or person makes me happy when they are with me then tats my favourite

(Evil Me : aha ha Aristotle in 2011...!)

Anju : ohhhh... so then whos ur favourite person. ? :P

I : So far my friends are my world, whatever happens will share with them and hang out with them makes me feel good.


Anju : Ok... So how was ur day in office ?

I : DO we really need to have these boring conversation ?

Anju : Wat ?? Boring Conversation ? :-o

I : Yes.. hows ur day ?? had dinner ?? then wat else ?? these are boring conversation and i don like to have such a conversation, atleast with you :(

( Though i said that, I know she wanted to drag the conversation... :D)

Anju : Ok.. so u want to discuss abt World Economics and Current Politics in india ??, Don behave nerdy


(Evil ME : OOPS I did it again).

I : Ok.. sorry Sorry...


Anju : Ok.. Mom is calling me bye..

I : Bye

(awwww.. Ur mummy is first enemy for me :-@)


I thought of asking her Phone no but didn't, coz i don wanna be desperate for her and I don wanna be just another guy to ruin this wonderful relationship.

Desperation for a gal make us fools and show as a clown to that gal. Months passed with constant chatting with her on FB, almost everyday same time :D. In the mean time, she asked my number ( Trust me guys, I can't beleive myself) and we exchanged our numbers. Chatting went on FB and on a third party messaging software over phones (whatsApp Wonderful invention if you ask me... :D).


I wanted to meet her, so i asked her "Hey Lets meet somewhere in Bglre or Chennai. I know some finest restaurants in both these cities... wat say ??" She replied "OMG! You asking for a Date???:P"

(Evil ME : Yes MAM, He fell for you, hes in love with you :P)

I : ha ?? You think, im asking for a Date ???

Anju : I thought so ???

(My Mind voice: Wat u thinking gal, u wanted me to ask for a Date ??? ohh Lord pls help me understand these gals they talk in different vocabulary.:( )

I : No no no... I Just wanted to meet you tats all.

Anju : Hmmmm okies.. I will Come to Bglre to meet you, in two days. How does that sounds??

I :Aweeeesomeee :D.

Anju : ok then Bye for now... :)

I :BYEE..

Is that it

It was a pleasant saturday morning in the month of December. Being a software Engineer by profession, it was like two days parol from jail on saturday and sunday. As normal saturday, I woke up at 10 AM opened facebook without even washing my face…! There was
some notifications and one friend request awaiting for me. Eagerly opened the request, It was a girl named “Anjali shukla”. I don know the girl but still accepted her friend request ( Don wanna miss my chance ), And as a good boy left her a message saying “Do i know you ???”.

After finishing my day today activities, I accomponied by my friend went out to Fame mall for shopping. we came home by 6 o clock and again i checked my facebook by  7 Pm. There was a message, (Guess what) left by Anjali. The message was “Sorry my mistake, thought you are some one else.”. Immediately i went online, Yes most of the time i put my status as “Go offline”. Replied her “Sorry to disappoint you, But i am not some one else. I am ME ”. After a few minutes she came online (Hurray!).

The conversation was carried on for 20 minutes and it was like this.

Anju : ha ha ha … You are funny…! :) 
I : Thank you.I guess soo.
Anju : SO what you are doing, If I can ask ? :O
I : oh Pls don be formal, you have earned your rights to
 ask questions. The very instant i accepted your frnd request.
Anju : :O :O :O ohhhh okk.. then answer me.
(Damn this gal is using more smileys than words !!! Better i also start using smileys)
I : I am software engineer working in an MNC Bglre. :) ( mind voice : yeah my boy you’re doing great… Continue ).
ANju : ohh great
I : yeah kinda… So wat r u doin ?
Anju : Nothing much pursuing my MBA in chennai.
I : ha huh ? where r u from ? I think you are from north ??
Anju : hmmm yes yes.. Im from delhi, Moved to chennai an year back with my family.
I : ohh sad
Anju : Y ??? :-O
I : An year back i moved to Bglre with my family. If i were there i can meet you…
Anju : okk.. Have to go. Mom calling me bye…
I : Bye
    Good night
    Take care…

At the end i got Red lines “Anjali Shukla is offline, You can still send her message, which will be delivered as soon as she come online”. ( I asked myself, Did i gone too much, Damn me, I shouldn’t have started flirting with her. ). Though she was taking time to reply my msgs, It was good talking to her. I screwed it .

Days passed without chatting, Exactly after 6 days 3 hrs got her msg in my inbox. “SO Mr.Busy Bee ??? How are you? ” sent 10 mins ago. My Heart was pounding, Replied her immeadiately “Busy Bee me ??? No “Queen Bee” I am worker Bee (U can say Slave Bee)” and went online… But she was offline

After 2 mins got her reply “oh. Some one is good in Zoology ” and she came online …

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1.Do not skip breakfast

Breakfast is essential to stay fit and fresh.It avoids craving for food, so you do not need
Jumbo meals.


2.Do atleast 40 mins Excercise every day

A simple 30 walk and 10 mins streching is enough.

3.Break meals to sub meals

If you are eating 2-3 meals per day, Break it to 4-6 small meals.

4.Add protein in your meals and low carbs

Protein takes much long time to digest and absorbed than carbohydrate.It will reduce your craving for food.

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Add fruits and Green vegetables in your diet.

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i pound fat is 3,500 calories, So if you want to lose 1 pound a week. Burn 500 calories per
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Which leads to weight gain.

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Avoid French fries and skip aerated drinks. switch to healthy snacks

FAT

We all know about good cop and bad cop play. But what is Good fat and bad fat ?. Have you ever wondered, fat is good for our health ?. I was thinking the same, (Heck NO) how come fat is good for health.
But the answer is yes. Fat is good for health.

      Fats are three types

• Saturated fat
• Unsaturated fat  (It has two sub divisions).
• Trans fat

All of them has pros and cons.But we have to be carefull about one thing that is Trans fat
Trans fatty acid were synthetically produced to reduce saturated fat intake and improve shelf life of boxed foods.These are the foreign structure that body cannot utilise them and adversely affect cholestrol. Trans fat can be find in deep fried foods,junk foods and processed baked foods (chips and cookies).

 So when you are shopping next time. watch the ingredients carefully avoid "Hydrogenated oil".

In the contrary the good guy is our Saturated and unsaturated fatty acids. I really want to mention two important factors saturated fats will do for us is

• Saturated fats protect the liver from alcohol and other toxins. (I think it is a man's best friend now...!)
• Saturated fats enhance the immune system.
• Unsaturated fats will help us to reduce bad cholestrol in our blood and lower the risk of heart diease.

So my request is do not avoid all fats or oil. Eat good. Consume extra virgin olive oil or other nut oils that are unrefined, Seasame oil and nuts. Also let us not
forget about omega 3. Omega-3 fatty acids is in fish oil, fish and seafood have been shown to lower the risk of heart attacks

ABS Mistakes

Recently I have read about ABS training and mistakes, we are committing during mission to get ripped off. Here you go fellas, our mistakes... Try not to commit it again

MISTAKE : Upper ab exclusivity

EXPLANATION

Most bodybuilders focus primarily, if not exclusively, on the upper rectus abdominis — the six-pack. In fact, that is only one of four ab areas to train. The other three are the lower rectus abdominis (from below your six-pack to your groin), the external obliques (on either side of your midsection) and thetransverse abdominis (located underneath your rectus abdominis and obliques). The lower abs are often neglected, because — when you have at least some clothes on — they’re less visible than the upper abs. Obliques are typically skipped, because bodybuilders are afraid of widening their waists. Transverse abs are out of sight and, therefore, usually out of mind.

SOLUTIONS
Lower abs are important for core strength and a powerful look that ties your upper and lower body together. Reverse crunches and leg or knee raises work this area.
Obliques are also crucial for core strength, because they stabilize your upper body and, when fully developed and defined — picture the piano key rows on Dexter Jackson’s sides — they grab attention. Side crunches and machine trunk twists work this area. Waist width is primarily the result of a broad hip/waist structure. Nevertheless, if you’re concerned about oblique overgrowth, do sets of 20-30 reps.
Your transverse abs aren’t visible, but they play a crucial role in your posture and keeping your belly in. You can work this area anytime and anywhere by pulling your bellybutton in toward your spine as far as possible and holding that position for a count of 10. Repeat for up to 10 times.

MISTAKE : Trying to train away fat

EXPLANATION
Many bodybuilders think enough crunching will bring their abs into sharp relief. Although recent research proves spot reduction is possible, your best strategy for shedding adipose tissue and excavating your abs is a combination of dieting and cardio.

SOLUTIONS
Alter your diet to lose fat. Eliminate trans fat and minimize saturated fat and simple carbs. Focus instead on lean protein, complex carbs and healthy fats.
Do 45-60 minutes of cardio postworkout or early in the morning.
Focus your ab workouts on growth, and the new muscle will become increasingly more visible as you shed unwanted weight.