Smoking is Injurious to Love- II

" What do you think if we get married Raj..." said Deepthi.

"Hmmm... Good question.. If we get married..you will be called as Mrs.Raj and you have to address me with a bit more respect. You know what i am saying?" I showed my palm with joined index and thumb fingers with a space where an imaginary pebble fit in between.

Enough playing reply me seriously its our life...

What happened honey.. .. are you alright.?

I am not good... Yesterday i was thinking about us..

Even i did dear.. I never stopped thinking about us.. only us... I said interrupting Deepthi.

No.. everytime we spend time together we spend half of the time fighting.. I feel .. I am the pain in your life..

Who said you are troubling me.. without you i am nothing . sometimes i was very rude.. but you changed me. I was invisible to anyone even to my parents... like.. like.. a dust in the dawn until you found me and molded me.

Some relations are not supposed to happen Raj. ours is one in that.

Enough of  the nonsens" Deepthi.
What do you want to say and what do you want me to do?

My Parents have started searching boy for marriage. I am gonna say ok to them. Forgive me and Forget me.. Bye.. I am honoured to have such a friend  in my life..

Two drop of tears fell from my eyes even without my knowledge.. thinking about the good time we both had.. Now i have no rights on her.


I sighed and exhalled the last drag of the burning cigarette, remembering all the memory I had with my ex-girl friend in the past.

I was in the serious thinking, whether i should make this girl fall for me as a challenge or is she the one?, who I am searching for my entire life the so called "Soul mate".

Smoking is injurious to Love

"Getting a girl friend is tough these days" said my friend 'The Kung fu panda aka kung the great' yes the legend kung fu panda and he had a similarity, they both eat a lot when they are upset. An added feature with my friend was he munch whenever he is idle (... he was idle for 3/4 of his life so far )

"Getting a girl friend who last long is tough these days" I replied exhaling cigarette smoke from the bottom of my lungs...

"No dude you don't understand the concept here... Girls have changed a lot they are not like what our mother and their mothers were" said kung

"What are you trying to impose?" I questioned

"I am not trying to impose anything brah...Its not a easy task to get a girl" said the kung

"No Brah.. I can get a girl like tat..." I replied...

"You are one of those 80s rock and rolla lover boy..aren't you?" criticised the kung

"No i didn't meant that.. boys can easily make girl friend.. but having the relationship for a long time is not an easy task" I said

"If you think you have so much potential then prove it " said the kung

"prove how...?" I said.

"Make this girl as your girlfriend (he showed a passerby) and make her say those three magical words" he looked up and shaked his body like a dog when it comes out of a pool

I dropped my cigarette and followed her to take a good look at here face. she stopped at a bus stop and turned back. For the first time in my life i saw a girl so beautiful, for an instance i thought i saw "Aphroditē" Greek goddess of love... she was wearing a black shalwar (Traditional indian wear) with a big round earrings dancing in air kissing her chins now and then. Her black shalwar forced me to accept black as my favourite colour. A small walnut shaped dimple on her face felt pretty special.

Few minutes later another girl came, both smiled. From their gestures they looked friends. I went to her directly and said "You know.. My friends used to say a lot of times that .. the girl who is gonna marry me will suffer coz of me.. are you ready to suffer". "Excuse me" she exclaimed. I repeat
the whole phrase again. "Excuse me..." she said again. "oh please..now do not tell me you don't hear even a single word" I said. "I have heard the entire crap you just spit .."she replied angrily."oops thats hurting" I said. "See mister.." . "Raj name is Raj" I said interrupting her words. "see Mr.whatever the crap you are.. I do not give a damn about you.. Now get off my face. my bus is here" she said and boarded the bus(College bus) and left.

...to be continued

We are lazy aren't we ???

"Necessity is the mother of invention".. I feel Necesity leads to quest for earning money that in turns leads to sophistication, final out come of sophistication is lazyness. We cannot survive 2 hours of dark empty room without electricity. Throw an IT guy  in a village removing all his gadgets , he will not survive like a fish out of pond (most of all).
Today when i board office lift to reach my work station at 6th floor, i saw most of the floors were checked in on the lift control board. starting from 1st floor till 12th. People become lazy enough to wait for 10 mins to reach their work station at 1st floor, rather than climbing the stairs for a minute. We need vehicle (Bike/car) to go the nearest market.Damn he is ready to pay 50 bucks for hour parking.
We need serveant maid to cook for us, wash for us and do all our house hold work. Reason we give that for is we work hard for about 10 hours in office. We need to think fast earn fast eat fast grow fast and finally we will go fast to holy heaven.
I have been thinking, what should we do to get us saved from ourselves. My inner voice told me, stop thinking and start act. Act that give you good health and save parking money (50 bucks) in weekend. Act that make you hunk (super cool look) and let you live longer. Act towards working at home. Act towards manage time and money.

Its Party Time.....

One best thing in the world is joining the party with freind(S). Forget Microsoft and its products and embrace margarita :D. Vimal working as a software engineer in a reputed IT company in chennai, a normal guy working for himself. Day dreamer, lives in fantasy world (till now). He is kind of weirdo and thinks like "How the world will be if Dinasourus exists now", "What if men and women exchange their work for one day (only one day) ?".


It was a busy after noon. His mobile distrubed him, He was happy to see his ex-roomie and his best friend padhy (JSP). JSP is a dumbo doing crazy things. If these two guys joining together they will pull the hell up. Vimal was happy to see JSP's call. He answered "Dude, wassup??". " I am good buddy how are you holding ?" asked JSP. "Not good man, Same old job nothing great. So boring." cried vimal. "No worries dude, thats why friends are made for. To cheer up. I have a great plan for us." said JSP. "oh no no.. Dude your plan always creeps me" said vimal. "Dude you know what, I am getting married yaar" said JSP. "What the...congratss man." Vimal said. "Its ok. party wat say ?" inquired JSP. "Hell Yeah dude. when?" said vimal. "This weekend Bangalore. Come over here." said JSP. "Hmmm. Ok. Sounds good. will come on saturday." said vimal. "Ok then meet you saturday. Bye" said JSP and hung up.

Vimal left his office on friday earlier and left to bangalore. Met JSP ready to pick him up. Both of them hopped on to his bike and went to his new flat. This flat was gifted to JSP by his future father in law. Both went there and drank beer and slept ( As vimal insisted to take rest due to travel tiredness). Both woke up by 7 pm in the evening. "So buddy what is the plan ??" Inquired vimal. "hmmm I know a pub where girls are more than guys... How about that ??" winked jsp. "What is the point dude ?" vimal inquired. " Arey yaar. Get a girl and get a life dude." said JSP.

Vimal agreed and they reached the pub by 10 PM. They went directly to the bartender's table and oredered two Martinis. "To my wonderful friend and his yet to come new family" said vimal and raised his glass. Both made " clang " (noise) with their glass and drank. Drinks continued as they are on the verge of going to another world. 8th round in hand JSP saw a girl sitting besides vimal, having beer on one had and a cigarette on the other. "Vimal talk to her, ask her phone no." said JSP. "No dude..." vimal said. "Come on man..Don't be scared." said JSP. Vimal turned towards her, while she was busy searching for a lighter to light her cigarette. Vimal light her cigar and asked "So you are alone"."Yes what you gonna do ? are you the pshyco killer who kills girls coming alone to pubs???" inquired the blonde. Jsp smiled and whispered "ha ha ha on your face :D". "haa.. You know i speak truth when i am under the influence of liquor. I think i am intrested in you" said vimal.
"ha ha ha... Dude just today ended up my relation with my dumbass so called boyfriend" said the girl. " Ok can i get your number or something you know..for..". The girl interupted, came towards him and said "Boy because i am alone, it doesn't mean i will come with you. I am not your *****.". "ummmm....can you take off your hand from my thigh please..." blushed vimal. After this the girl got agitated and left. Vimal and JSP went for few more rounds and left to their flat.


As they were way too drunk to drive, they took a cab and reached their place. Cab dropped them infront of the mighty gate of their apartment. AS this apartment is newly built near the ORR they consist of more than 300 houses of same outlook. JSP is having the apartment in  J block. Both went to the elevator of the J block and reached their floor. JSP found surprised to see the house door opened and said ""WTF.. how did the door is opened? ". "You might have forgotten to lock the door dude" said vimal.Both went inside and sat on the couch (vimal scratching his head and thinking about closing the door). Vimal went to take a piss and came up with two beers in his hand and offered one to JSP and said to the partially passed away JSP "Dude you got a nice fridge yaar". JSP shook his head and murmered fridge.... Both passed on the couch for an hour. Both wake up and vimal said "Dude i am hungry.. I need grilled chicken". "Mouth watering dude. Me too" said JSP. Both went to kitchen and vimal found grilled chicken in the oven. "Liar Liar... How dare you to tell lie" said vimal with the chicken in his hand. JSP was awestruck and said "Seriously man.I do not know how this came into my kitchen".

They finished the whole chicken, Vimal said "I want her man..". "Who ??" exclaimed JSP. "The girl i met in the bar" said vimal. "You keep dreaming about her, I am gonna hit the bed. Good night" said JSP and went to the bedroom. A little while JSP called Vimal "Vimal come here...". Vimal went inside and both were dumbstruck to see the same girl they met on the bar on the bed. She had a bleeding on her forehead and also blood oozed out via her lips. Vimal and JSP did not know what to do. Vimal said "Dude i think she is dead??". Both scared and startled, JSP ran towards the exit with shouting. Vimal was struck near the girl. Seeing JSP running he also ran towards the door. JSP stopped near the door and started laughing aloud. Vimal asked "what happened yar?? are you become mad ??". JSP showed him the door and said "Look at this our flat is J17 (corner flat) in the third floor, This is J9 in second floor." Both laughed to the core and left to their flat.


Next day morning they discussed what all happened with the coffe cup in their hand (on Balcony). They managed to see the same girl on the second floor balcony alive.
She had a bandagge on her head.

Advice

Once there was a wise man lived in a town called farfaraway. He was so wise that he could tell solutions and advice people to get rid of their miseries.One day he brought two horse calves.He got a problem, that he couldn't differentiate between the horses.He fed the same horse twice and make him took bath twice.He wanted to end this confusion and thought some ideas.

First of all he cut one horse's hair and now he can differentiate between them like horse with hair and horse without hair. Problem was solved for few days, till horse's hair grow. Again confusion started, so this time he tied a bell around the neck of one horse. Again the problem was solved for some days, while running around the farm. Horse lost its bell. Wise man was pushed into the same situation again.

He was frustrated and put initials on one horse shoe. Wise man thought the problem was resolved. Few days later, the initials on the horse shoe was gone. This time it tested his patience. He took his time and finally come up with a new idea. He measured the height of both the horses. He memorised the heights like white horse is 3ft 4 inch and black horse is 3ft 6inch :D .pretty funny that he couldn't differentiate between the horse which is by birth of its colour. Imagine he is helping to solve other's problem. He is advicing others about living.


Cheap and easy available in this world is advice. Anyone can advice about anything. Folks please do not beleive blindly in other's advice (even he/she is your best friend or even more). Advice is worth of listening only when the giver has been on the situation and experienced the situation to the core. Do ask suggestions from anyone. Perception may differ from eachother, that will make you to understand the situation clearly.


PS : My advice is don't listen to other's advice or do not advice others... :D

Acronyms & Abbrevations (Essential for L!fe )

Its been quite few years, I have been texting my girl friends. I have been repeatedly thrown into black hole, when she say something in abbrevation like brb,BBL. Beleive me, I have stopped texting to many because of this. I do not want this to be happen for any other poor soul like me. Refer the below Acronyms and Abbrevations.


AFAIK --> As Far As I Know
AFK --> Away From Keyboard
ASAP --> As Soon As Possible
BBL --> Be Back Later
BBN --> Bye Bye Now
BBS --> Be Back Soon
BEG --> Big Evil Grin
BF --> Boyfriend
BIBO --> Beer In, Beer Out
BRB --> Be Right Back
BTW --> By The Way
BWL --> Bursting With Laughter
C&G --> Chuckle and Grin
CICO --> Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID --> Crying In Disgrace
CNP --> Continued (in my) Next Post
CP --> Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT --> Crying Real Big Tears
CSG --> Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA --> See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R --> See You Later (Seeyalata)
DLTBBB --> Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
EG --> Evil Grin
EMSG --> Email Message
FC --> Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH --> From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI --> For Your Information
FWIW --> For What It's Worth
GAL --> Get A Life
GF --> Girlfriend
GFN --> Gone For Now
GMBA --> Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA --> Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY --> Glad To See You
H&K --> Hug and Kiss
HABU --> Have A Better 'Un
HAGN --> Have A Good Night
HAGU --> Have A Good 'Un
HHIS --> Hanging Head in Shame
HUB --> Head Up Butt
IAE --> In Any Event
IC --> I See
IGP --> I Gotta Pee
IMNSHO --> In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO --> In My Opinion
IMCO --> In My Considered Opinion
IMHO --> In My Humble Opinion
IOW --> In Other Words
IRL --> In Real Life
IWALU --> I Will Always Love You
JMO --> Just My Opinion
JTLYK --> Just To Let You Know
KIT --> Keep In Touch
KOC --> Kiss On Cheek
KOL --> Kiss On Lips
L8R --> Later
L8R G8R --> Later 'Gater
LHM --> Lord Help Me
LHO --> Laughing Head Off
LHU --> Lord Help Us
LMAO --> Laughing My A$$ Off
LMSO --> Laughing My Socks Off
LOL --> Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB --> Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH --> Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML --> Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS --> Long Time No See
LTS --> Laughing To Self
LUWAMH --> Love You With All My Heart
LY --> Love Ya
MTF --> More To Follow
NRN --> No Reply Necessary
NADT --> Not A Darn Thing
OIC --> Oh, I See
OL --> Old Lady (significant other)
OM --> Old Man (significant other)
OTOH --> On The Other Hand
OTTOMH --> Off The Top of My Head
PDS --> Please Don't Shoot
PITA --> Pain In The A$$
PM --> Private Message
PMFJI --> Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP --> Peed My Pants
POAHF --> Put On A Happy Face
QSL --> Reply
QSO --> Conversation
QT --> Cutie
ROFL --> Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP --> ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAOAY --> ROFLMAO At You
ROFLMAOWTIME --> ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTSROFL --> Unable to Speak
RTFM --> Read The F****** Manual!
SETE --> Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID --> Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT --> Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO --> Significant Other
SOT --> Short Of Time
SOTMG --> Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK --> Sealed With A Kiss
SWAS --> Scientific Wild A$$ Guess
SWL --> Screaming with Laughter
SYS --> See You Soon
TA --> Thanks Again
TGIF --> Thank God It's Friday
TCOY --> Take Care Of Yourself
TILII --> Tell It Like It Is
TNT --> Till Next Time
TOY --> Thinking Of You
TTFN --> Ta Ta For Now
TTYL --> Talk To You Later
WAS --> Wild A$$ Guess
WB --> Welcome Back
WTH --> What/Who The Heck (or sub an 'F' for the 'H')
YBS --> You'll Be Sorry
YG --> Young Gentleman
YL --> Young Lady
YM --> Young Man



Courtesy-- Various search engines...

Dream comes true

It was a hot sunny day in the mid of may. I was waiting for a bus to reach office. Got a bus some how after 15 mins, hopped on. As the driver of the bus thought himself as F1 lewis hamilton and driving the bus rashly. It was very difficult to walk inside the bus. Accidentally i hit a girl with my elbow on her head (not hard though), who was standing on the way.

She turned, I said "oh I am Sorry....". She smiled and said "Its ok..". She was in black salwar with matching black leather hand bag. She was wearing a simple make up with a loose hair, which suits best on her.. She was adorable with exact height matching mine ;). I thought of start a conversation, So i went near and asked "Did we meet somewhere?". She turned towards me and replied with a grin "Hmmm..... i don't think so". Thank god she didn't yell at me, I turned back with a great disappointment. After 5 minutes she came to me and asked "You work in XYZ right ??". I was surprised and replied "Yes.. How did you know that?". I saw with your friends roaming near this SEZ.


I asked her "Roaming in the sense in what contenxt good or bad ??". "I do not know. It seems good for me." she replied. "I am nice guy u know." I said with a blush. "ha huh ?? ok. see ya" she said and left with out hearing me saying "when? Shall we meet again". I abondened my bike at home and started going by bus. Bad luck did not get a chance to meet her for a couple of days. All my prayer came true after three days,i met on her on the same route.



We had a long chat on the bus. This continued for another week and I finally got her phone number. Took this whole friendship thing to next level. We had lunch together on few occasions (as we were on the same place, It was not a tough to ask her out on lunch :D) . we started hanging out frequently. I flet good to hang out with her, we understood each other.Relationship was healthy and grown deeply into me. Finally after two months, I wanted to propose to her. I asked her to meet me on cafe day near her house on sunday evening. I went there with a platinum ring with a diamond on it. We sat opposite on the lounge and ordered chocolate lava cake (as starter :( ). She noticed my nervousness and tension and asked me "Is everything alright with you??".I sighed and told her "See i have been planning this for a week now." "Planning??" she inquired. "Yes..Sonali will you marry me ?? Be with me always till my death"I said. "She become so emotional and dropped tears on her table . "No Raj... I do not think it will work out. for us" she dropped a bomb in my little heart.


"wha...What...? Why??" I inquired. "I am very close to my mother"she said. "so what"i replied. "Let me complete... She knows about us and she told to my father two days back. My father is so angry and he wanted me to marry the guy he already chosen for me :(" she said and cried. I do not know what to say, closed my eyes and heard this strange voice "Adinga.. Saavigiraki..ootla sollitu vanthutiya" (You moron.. Have you got your ticket to HELL). Opened my eyes and see myself in a still running bus . My bus driver yelled at an auto driver on the opposite side of the road.

I fell asleep while travelling in the bus and dreaming (standing and sleeping ;)). Turned around and saw the same girl. I saw while boarding in. She smiled at me (I guess she saw me standing and sleeping like a horse), came to me and asked "You work in wipro right ??". I told myself "oh.Nooo.no..no." and got down from the bus as we reached office without answering her (not even looked at her :( ).